Our First Porn Lesbian Adventure!!!

Yeah, okay. Well, I'm Tina, and that's Andre. And we met at sex camp.

We did meet at sex camp.

Yeah.

It worked out well. We were very compatible.

So I'm sorry, what is sex camp? Is that a New York lesbian thing?

It's an East Coast thing where a bunch of queers run around outside in the woods and get it on.

It's like Girl Scout camp, but like ten times better.

Yeah, so, I mean, a typical day in our lives is hard to describe because I live in New York City,

and Andre lives in Manhattan, or sorry, I live in Manhattan, and she lives in Baltimore.

So it's really not that far, and there are buses and everything, so we see each other as much as we can.

Right, babe?

It's true, it's true. It's not often enough, but tonight, I'm taking the red-eyed bus back.

Yeah, so again, it's really different. I mean, we're in two different places.

Tina's in school right now, and I am almost full-time performing burlesque in Baltimore.

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