I love humiliating my submissive

This is where you were cuckold for the first time.

Don't worry, I didn't lose the key, but I gave it to my mother.

I'm too scared to lose her on vacation.

I'll give you a choice. Would you rather be a cuckold who doesn't know anything or a cuckold who wants to know all the details?

My love, I think the solution to our little penis-sized problem is that you're a cuckold.